Deep Inside of a Parallel Universe

Spurs advanced to the FA Cup Final by beating Chelsea 2-1 at Wembley. Chelsea went into the break leading 1-0 before a Juan Mata strike was cleared off the line by LB Benoit Assou Ekotto. Minutes later, Petr Cech was shown a red card for bringing down Emmanuel Adebayor as he ran clear of John Terry on goal. Rafael van der Vaart leveled from the spot before Adebayor sealed the famous win in stoppage time.

Goddammit.