Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Arsenal-Man City Postmortem

Salt. funnel. wound.


Back to your cage, Balotelli. Take that landing strip on your head and that 23rd chromosome with you. Announcer put it best when he said "everytime I go to the circus, there's always a clown". I don't get it. Maybe that's because I have a father. In either event, Mikel "Most Underrated Midfielder In The Game" Arteta ensures Samir "I Can't Hold All These Trophies" Na$ri and the rest of his mercenaries will get 2nd place at best- 2:1 odds they completely fold these next 6 games and Arsenal snipes the runner-up crown.


At the worst, Arsenal have guaranteed 4th and a Champions League spot. Which means RvP won't be going anywhere. Add Wilshere and Podolski and a one-year older Ox and this team has a chance to win some serious hardware over the next few years. Bold prediction: treble next year, undefeated in the Prem, Wenger immediately bangs Kate Middleton and ascends to heaven.

Look at banner Samir-


PS apparently Super Mario had #YOLO written on his undershirt. I have no words for this.

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