Monday, September 2, 2013
Mesut "Jesus" Ozil to Arsenal
Top 5 player in the world. Young playmaker that basically has 12 sets of eyes. Going to the team with the perfect style for his immense skillset and just demolishing a persistent problem for Arsenal the last few years (quality in the final third). Wenger just trolling everyone. Arsenal go from probably 4th place to title favorites instantly. Booyakasha.
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
The End of the Transfer Window is Nigh
I've told myself about 4,789 times this summer that I wouldn't pay attention to transfer window activities unless they were finalized deals. I failed every single time. Bought every rumor up, thought I knew the "trusted" sources. Might've lost a few years off my life. I could not be happier that it's almost over (although a last second Arsenal signing of.. might... just.. nevermind). Come Monday, performance on the pitch is all that matters. Let's do dis.
Monday, August 26, 2013
Awesome South American Soccer Footage (Pt. 463)
Grade A entertainment right here starting with Gabriel Iglesias bursting down the right before a vicious tackle brings him down. Did he just catch some steel or did a wild lion bite off his foot at the ankle? TBD. I'm going to go with the latter though based on his reaction, the TRIPLE ROLLOVER. Moving right on to 16 seconds in and you've got arguably the most flamboyant red card in the history of South America. Followed immediately after by FATALITY! Execution 10/10 (make sure you watch the slow motion). Slow gold clap by the Paraguayan faithful...just another day in paradise.
Goal of the Week
Simply. Dzeko.
Note: Dzeko must always be said in a deep thick Eastern European accent.
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